Morsels & The Shelf Life
Satay on Steroids: Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Satay on Steroids: Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Mmm now this looks good. What we have here is some insanely hot peanut butter made with King Naga (ghost) chilli, Habanero chilliย and some other unimportant stuff like nuts, oil and salt. This “butter” rates at a seriously hefty 12 million SHU on the Scoville scale, which is about six times the potency of law enforcement pepper spray, and high enough to make you wish someone had pepper sprayed you in the face and kicked you in the ballsย before you tried it.

The product page talks as if it’s a “spread”, but I suspect that if you consume a spreadable amount then you’re probably going to hospital, or at least to the toilet for an extended stay. Ah, such fond memories ofย Novembar’sย “red face, runny nose and screaming bowels” burger, which also features the ghost chilli.

I generally like food as hot as it comes, but this looks mad. Although I bet it would make some awesome satay…

Firebox.com via Foodiggity

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