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McDonald’s taste test: Return of the McFeast, Shaker Fries & new McFlurries

A seriously underwhelming experience…

McDonald’s is marking its 40th birthday in Australia with numerous specials and limited editions, most notably the return of the McFeast and four new varieties of McFlurry.

I was never a fan of the McFeast when it was regularly available, mainly due to the huge slab of tomato that always featured so prominently in the photos, which I don’t like in burgers or sandwiches. I gather the burger on offer now is actually a McFeast Deluxe, which originally included mustard, ketchup, large onions, McFeast Deluxe sauce, lettuce, tomato, cheese and a quarter pounder patty served in a Quarter Pounder/McChicken Bun. It returned to the Australian menu in 2009 using the same ingredients, however contained McChicken sauce in place of the original ‘McFeast Deluxe’ sauce.

Hmm. This was obviously assembled from a distance. It tasted as bad as it looked, and I swear the bottom of the bun was smaller than the top. The meat was dry. The salad was too cold. I have no idea what sauces were thrown at it. Ugh. Back to the Mega Mac for me…

McDonald’s are very generously offering “shaker fries” seasoning for free. Wow. Now I’m not a great lover of fries but I’m willing to take a chance. I put my medium fries in the bag provided and – quite daringly – chucked in the whole sachet of spicy goodness before bravely shaking. The shaking was embarrassingly loud and the end result was mildly spicy in a way I can’t really describe, and to be honest I’ve already forgotten. Novelty value only.

Completing the trifecta of things I don’t really like from McDonald’s is the McFlurry. I have nothing against them, I just normally  go for a shake. In fact I think this may be the first time I’ve ever had one. Confronted by four new flavours – double choc fudge, caramel cookie, strawberry crumble and bubblegum squash – seriously? – I chose the caramel cookie.

Are they meant to look like this? This was seriously underwhelming, particularly the mountain of tasteless “cookie”.

Probably the best value on offer during the birthday celebrations is $1 cheeseburgers for 40 days from 12pm – 1pm, although I believe there’s a limit of 4 per person – now where’s my wig….?

19 comments

  • Ahh, sad, such fond memories of shaker fries. I can even sing the McD Chicken El Maco song/theme (from my youth).
    “…tastes like a taco, with chicken tender and white… The batter’s so crispy, you no can resist-ey, and spicy shaker fries for a short time!”

  • shit yeah mcfeast is back whoo and shacker fries even better and the new mc flurry looks awsome

  • Wow… ur SERIOUSLY critiquing McDonalds like u were Michael-freakin-Winner? Surely u know what ur getting when you go to McDonalds… it is what it is. (But I suppose on the west coast this is as close as it comes to haute cuisine – so you can be excused!! lol!)

  • And the worst of it is that several customers (posting to the McDonald’s Australia Facebook page) report attending McDonald’s stores which refuse to honour the Birthday $1 cheeseburger limit of 4 per transaction. (Allowing them to walk/drive away with only 1.)

  • what the hell? an Aussie Mcfeast and its has no beetroot, well thats just UNAustralian….tastes just like a whopper now :( vry let down

  • both times ive ordered a mcfeast theyve given me a burger with ketchup and mayo! i want my mustard!

  • This is not the original Mcfeast Burger!!! it tastes nothing like it. It’s more like a souped up junior burger. Stop insulting your customers McDonalds. Please bring back the full size Mcfeast Burger with all the original ingredients !!!!!!!!!!!

  • All u r doing is critisizing da products. If u hate macca’s so much…y do u even go there. Stick to hungry jacks or kfc. Seriously, if u got nothing good to say – just don’t open ya mouth then.

  • I just read about u AFTER leaving a comment….I shud hav read about u first so I wouldn’t hav to leave 2 comments. 2 yrs ago I went to UK…did da entire tour..:London to scotland, irelaand, & back. No matter where I went…da quality of foods I got in Macca’s & Hungry Jacks was beyond what we get here. !st of all…u gotta wait in a que for ages coz it seems like da person who takes da orders actually goes & makes ya meals & no one replaces them. So all u do is wait. The quality of food was shocking. In London my fries, meat etc etc was burnt (no joke). Other places the burgers seemed like it was done 2 days ago. Really dry meat & lettuce & it seemed like it was da last drop of myo I got. So, if u wanted to criticize aussie food……All u had to say was – The food I got today was just like what we get back home!!!!

  • Hey I love McDonald’s for its good & bad, but I tell it how it is.

    Also, having a sense of humour helps when reading this blog.

  • Your an idiot, it’s not masterchief, the mcfeast and shaker fries are the best, some places make it differently to others, and everytime I got my mcfeast I didn’t comment on the position of the cheese or the size of the bun because it’s the taste that counts.

  • rini u da biggest fool in da world homie. Zomg dont you understand what a review is?? or does dat bypass ur brains. Im seriously fool. Also shaker fries suck. I agree with your post morse, and i am thankful you review stuff so i have something to look at. Also rini fyi I hate you

  • just had a mcfeast and loved it. it does taste a lot like a jr whopper from hj’s. Macca’s has so many burgers without a lot of salad so i actually enjoyed it for fast food. The bun on the bottom does seem really small for the meat which is odd but who cares….and i got 3 PICKLES….i love pickles.

  • What the hell do you expect for under $10 dude?

    How dumb are you? Stop your whinging and avoid maccas if your looking for a quality burger dipshit.

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