I never understood the early hysteria around the KFC Double Down, which is just a normal burger with LESS carbs but somehow signalled the end of humanity. It’s back in Australia – with half a bun for padding – thanks to Stranger Things Season 5.

The official description: “two golden Original Crispy fillets on the outside with smoky bacon, cheese slices, a bun & NEW Stranger sauce trapped inside”.

How was it? DRY. Drier than Vecna’s underpants on a day in the desert, I suspect.

The fillets were definitely not fresh, yet somehow I still needed to wash my hands every time I picked the thing up. The bun made it chewy, and the strangest thing about the sauce is why they bothered. It doesn’t taste of anything, although I didn’t get much of it to start with.

There were plenty of interesting ST promo items around the world (see above for a UK example), but as usual it seems we get the scraps.
Unfortunately, this was a complete fail for me.




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